who are you crazy fucks?

so.

yeah - that's the drama in my life right now.

and it's beyond drama, right? i think reality and sucks go perfectly together here.

but it's mine - so i will own it and not pretend it's happening.

it's just a lot for a blog that talks mostly about my kids (!!!!) which are always way posi and boys. the boys are pretty posi as long as i'm not kissing them all night.

i don't know about you but i feel like i'm always making the first move - always.

for example:

sitting on dude's couch last night. i got up to pee right - and when you come back is that crucial move - where to sit on the couch? and if you're gonna sit close you better time and measure your 'sit' perfectly. if you have to re-do it - you're gonna look desperate.

so i do the whole sit on-one-leg-sit and the other was touching his thigh.

PERFECT!

i still got it.

but like i said i told him about the situation (not the word) and he understood enough to know it wouldn't be a night of dry-humping, spit-swapping and eyes-watering (wait - that ones just in my mind) - but i kissed him goodbye and add in a goooooood hug and you have another date on the horizon.

i don't think i'll be showing up for jeopardy - the last thing i wanna do is play dumb. and i doubt he'll be showing up for church.

but like i always say - (i do?) - tm me tomorrow.