Tuesday, October 27, 2009

of all the evils of this town

so let's talk sickness.
i have h1n1. i am not kidding you.
yesterday when i was running some errands i started to feel super tired but didn't think anything was wrong until i gave t a hug and holy smokes - 104.5* fever. then today the double swab up my nose confirmed the worst.
i'm dying.
i am being given chicken soup and pretzels as my last meals - and washing it all down with ginger ale.

staying in healthcare news i should not leave the manufacturers page when it comes to medicine - looking at the double-blind study stuff really messed me up. i happen to fall in the 11% that gets aorgasmicsyndrome - MEANING NONE! but i guarandamntee that if there was a 89% chance a group would pick the lottery - i too - would fall in the losing category. and if picking the winning numbers has anything to do with getting your rocks off prove it - i had plenty of Os and never hit the lottery. so far no rectal bleeding but i betcha it's part of the 89% that are still having orgasms - i don't see how any of it doesn't tie together.
and i can easily see the any long term use and staying in the 11% that never o's - well the suicide thing can't be too far off.

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