like disco lemonade

i am in a quandary.

i know that life is never easy - well - i should say my life is never easy. i always complicate it - a saying in the rooms is 'i can complicate a two piece puzzle' - and it's true. i will have things going my way and plans are at noon - but sometime before noon i make it crazy and i do it right.

after the meeting last night i was told i look delicious - who says that anymore? - sometimes i really need that kind of attention.

this morning on the news there was an arrest at vt (NO LINK I PROMISE) about some guy who burnt up the dorm using hand sanitizer as the accelerant - and i can relate. every where you go it's hand sanitizer in gallons and big five gallon containers on every countertop known to man.

i get it - i had h1n1 - but i am just saying that hand sanitizer is great but don't shove it down my throat everywhere i go. i still find it amazing that i can go into people's bathroom and feel their soap or the sink and it's dry.

it's not just other people's butt germs (and let's face it that's what we're talking about) - small pieces of poop get into your system and you get germs and nasties and get sick. i wash my own hands even in my own house and even when no one's here.

i mentioned that i opened an old navy card when they had a fabulous sale on opening a card recently - but it came yesterday and it's an old navy visa card. i don't need it really - but here's where they get you. IF you use it anywhere else they will give you ten old navy bucks - and that's how they get you to break it in - and it's christmas and i need new makeup (DON'T WORRY NO BORING LINKS COMING) and i want new underwear and there's a ships ahoy necklace on etsy that i want (THIS NO LINKING IS HARD) - and rain boots -and i really want some yarn - and buttons but i am going to spend what i make and that's it.

i mean if the kids got a christmas that reflects the divorce it would be banging but that's the money i'm gonna use to get back to richmond for next christmas.

so this is an xxx link - while looking for a sexy delicious picture this showed up. i don't know if that chick has a really wide mouth or that's one skinny dick but it doesn't look sexy or delicious at all.