whatever you ask for, that's what I'll be

so my dentist was hot. it's weird when your dentist/doctor is either your age or younger. anyway - after much inner-debate i didn't ask him about dental porn or any other odd thought that entered my mind during that time.

i was thinking i could lie to y'all about what i did afterward - or rather who i did it with - but why bother... but after the dentist i went to belle isle and basically read and relaxed. i was thinking what kind of girl goes to places like this alone... it's pretty embarrassing. it's a family/date/friends kind of place - and this is my second time going alone. i haven't done the movie thing alone and that's just because someone might sit near me.

i was reading the back of my lotion - this is what it says.....

"she is a natural, instinctive caregiver. she wants the very best for herself and her loved ones. she loves this rich, creamy, intensive moisturizing lotion with a touch of oil inside, because it helps relieve rough, thirsty skin in just one application and continues to hydrate for 24 hours. her spirit is beautifully nurturing. her skin loves johnson's."
WHO? i read it over and over and it just says that stuff... i'm totally freaking out. is it me?

so i have this dream that i was bidding on this pair of shoes and i wanted the chick selling them to try them on and send me a pic. so i told her to. then i wanted to see them with boot cut jeans, slim fitted jeans, shorts and all sorts of stuff and i kept barking orders at her. so i wound up winning the shoes. and a few days later she was at my door - delievery the shoes and she had a gun. it wasn't so funny - and she told me now she was gonna have me do stuff.

with her shoes on.

i woke up pretty scared because i am bidding on a pair of shoes right now.

(and i'm hoping i can convince my dad to buy me those reeboks in the tennis chick post).

the crush called and i ignored the call - and then he called back and said "i see you're home - maybe you're 'sleep" - wtf - guys do that? i thought only i do that shit.

lights out - but keeping the tennis on (maybe on mute!)