Thursday, July 8, 2010

but i keep her running back and forth like a soccer team

so my mom brought me back a few things from texas/jersey including a jersey girl shirt that i wanna wear today but alas i am working and won't bother.

so - cristiano ronaldo is a michael jackson dad. i don't wanna hear he's gay - cause that would be unfair of god - but my god he's a strange dude. and of course he waited till worldcup was over because that shit would get to him on the field for sure - i don't know why he didn't keep that quiet for the rest of his life.
and so fucking what he paints his toenails and waxes his body - it would be a catastrophe worse than the oil thing if this dude was gay. nah.
but i insist and will deny he has gay anything about him until i see him in bed with a dude - preferably fernando torres.
i mean that's who i would turn gay for if i were a dude.

so i lost my mind a little bit yesterday - first my brother sent my mom home with this cute camera for me and i go to open it and the piece-of-shit has a lens error and won't open or close - then i get dressed up to read at church (i even felt way prepared and had no hard words) and adoration, benediction and mass were all canceled due to the a/c being broken and then because the meeting is at that church the meeting was canceled - i needed something to go right and nothing did.
needless to say i was not feeling it.

i'm working the second shift today and tomorrow - um hello - i really need money now. and then saturday and sunday it's moving day - everything but the mattress will show up saturday. i am so nervous i have movers, laborers, trucks, handymen all showing up at different times saturday. the worst part - is that the games are both this weekend - but i'll stream them from the neighbor if necessary.
i might follow soccer even after the world cup - with fios i get 400 fucking channels - somethings gotta be on. i remember watching soccer on sunday mornings with tm everytime he came to nj - jesus we even watched in my marriage bed.

when's mass?

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