i think it's special what's behind your back

so if you put five dudes in a room - i don't know exactly what it is - but i am always attracted to the dude with the biggest nose.
it's true.

i had to do a real kinda mommy thing on wednesday. the new nanny says that jericho got scratched by a random dog - i don't know if i should be more worried about the story or the dog - but anyway - after i gave him a bath his bandaid was soggy. so i took it off and it looked like someone took a biopsy of his forehead. the gash was deep - not so long but you can see that dark meat inside. so after i asked jdg where all the bandages i had accumulated when i had lived there - and the box was gone. so we finally found the butterfly bandages i was looking for - and after jdg and my mom couldn't figure them out (!!!!!) i went down and pulled that cut together. first off - jericho was a trooper and then yesterday jdg said that it had scabbed up that night - so good thing i knew what the hell i was doing or jericho might have a gross scar. oh yeah - the nose thing - what made me think about that is when i was cleaning off the boo-boo (come on - he's three!) - i used bactine.
now lemme say - there is one scent i like almost as much as bactine and it's that eightie's cologne that you can only buy at kmart or cvs or riteaid - canoe.

so there was bm drama - and i pray it's over now. he texted me- we had made plans and then he went off to buy a shitload of pills and didn't answer. so here's my open letter to him regardless if he reads it or not:

dear you,
and you were a real deal and we wound up wanting to kill each other - slowly and quickly. sure the sexytime was good - but again if i slept with everyone that i had a good time in bed with - i'd never sleep again. i have moved on and according to you - you have too.

please don't ever contact me again - i changed my phone number and disabled comments. that's my way of saying - really don't fucking bother me. enjoy your drugs.
and consequences. tara.

so i had a lawyer appointment early in the week and again on friday. my dad's lawyer needs to okay things and plans can get going.
tomorrow is mother's day.
treat yours like a queen.