i'm gonna swallow it whole

let's talk porn first.
before i left sunday i watched the latest public disgrace scene thanks to torrentway.
the vid was about jd (duh!) who took this chick to a porn theater and all the people there i guess had the aims test because they all fucked this chick without condoms (bummer).
anyway - on with the show.

i give it two major thumbs down - but a big thumbs up for making me laugh.
first: this was not categorized as pregnant porn but check out this girl - not only is she in a porn theater with her boyfriend (hey - that's awesome) but look again!
she is very pregnant and well - maybe i'm a bit protective of my kids (even in utero.) can you imagine if that kid ever sees this.
it can happen i recently talked to a friend who saw his gf's mom in a porn.
true story.

now - this guy. he is pretty creapy and i don't think i'm the only one who noticed. i mean - look - and look - is that a straw? - and then when jd was doing his deal he had to shoo the guy away - and after he came he tried to come back with that noodle!

i'll leave you with two decent moments.
the day before i watched this i was talking to a friend about blowjobs involving ponytail holding and gagging - and lo and behold what did i find. just that - but this girl was pretty enthusiastic and good at her job.
one other thing that was a thumbs up - jd was asking if she was a dirty slut and particularly if she was a girl that liked to be spit on. i don't know but this has always been a turn on - and he had that pushed out big guy spit on her face.
yum.

i'm home from the lake - it rained the whole time.
i can safely say without any hesitation that i killed at scrabble (3/5) and tj won at chess but i never said my game was any good.
we watched a repeat of the federer match from a hotspot at the lake - i am a federer fan but i am happy with the nadal win. it was weird to see the stats that this was the first time nadal and federer met since madrid last year - hopefully roland garros will be exciting with a 1/2 final.

i promised i wouldn't talk about sexytime but i mean i can't really hold back everything.
even though i told myself that i don't/didn't care about waiting for sex - cause i don't want feelings or a boyfriend or strings - i kinda was glad we waited.
fuck - for all those things.
end sap.