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i want that watch - but here's the deal - what time is it?

is it quarter to six? if that's the case .... i think that might be the watch for me.

i also want a new jersey state police shirt that i saw on the most-powerful ebay.

i'll see what my funds look like.

on a less consumer note - i know some of y'all know that zrg has a few issues. he has sensory motor integration issues - along with a few other minor things on the autistic spectrum... but let's focus (or try to) on his mom. i took this asperger's test online. and while others are scoring in the teens and even single digits - i scored a 42. i think it's pretty obvious that maybe i got that shit too.

zrg is doing so much better - even playing sports and shit - and i think they said bill gates has this shit too - so me and zrg aren't in that bad of company.

edit post: my mom took it and got an eighteen. i'm fucked.

hop in the water plug just for old times sake

so besides watching bad tv - and wishing for more - i have too much to plan for this weekend.

normal people are getting their shit together for this wedding - maybe some have check lists - SOME will probably even forget to do some things and not freak out about it - but i am pretty much the girl that can't get it all together and will think it matters where every curl goes!

gah.

i need a reprieve from that insanity too!

m o v i n g o n ! ebay - so i have this new favorite seller - of course this means i haven't really bid on anything she has but gahlee i want to. here's the thing - why don't we (the bidders) unite and not get crazy and outbid each other. why not just wait for her to list another 'shirt' tomorrow and i wait the three days - then you wait the three days and so on. we could really pull a doozie on her. but no - you outbid me - i outbid you and we outbid her and some last minute asshole outbids us all.

it's all about honesty right? gahlee - i buckled and bought new underwear and fucking said 'nah - i'm straight' and i did it anyway. i'm telling you insanity!

straight across the board!